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My education class has 36 people in it, and 35 of them are girls. Those are typically seen as good odds right? WRONG. Nearly all of them are some of the most shallow, selfish, even stupid people I have ever heard speak in my entire life. Ever.

This one conversation illustrates just one of the many many many encounters I’ve had over this past semester. Here we go.

There are these two girls who are sitting next to each other, and together, they are next to me. And its the beginning of class, not much is going on so they figure its a good time to talk about things and tell stories. And this one girl, who I cannot stand, was talking about how she was in a parking lot, and she was backing up and she backed into this ladies car. She made a point of desribing how it was an older mini van, the kind with the wooden panels, and the woman happened to be sitting in the car when she drove into it.

She starts saying how disgusted she was that the woman had the nerve to GET OUT OF HER CAR AND INSPECT THE DAMAGE. This girl said that the whole time she was saying in her head “dont even think about getting out,” but the woman did anyway.

SO the girl got out, and was like “well, what do you want, do you want my info?” And the woman said “forget about it,” (I’m guessing she sensed the attitude and was expecting to get screwed) And so the girl got back in her car and drove away. Finishing her story, she says to the other girl, “why did she even bother getting out of her car if she was just going to get out and give me a hard time and tell me to leave!? Can you believe the nerve of people? Ugh old people and their shitty cars make me sick.”

Seriously? Why did she get out and look? Because you’re retarded, cant drive and BACKED INTO HER CAR?

Ladies and gentlemen, these are the future teachers of our children. I’d start researching homeschool if I were you.

These clowns in the little law office next door to me think that the presentation of their parking lot is one of their foremost priorities to keep their parking lot clean. At 7am before everyone gets there.

Look at this place, if you’re going to this law office, do you really care if the parking lot is clean? I know i wouldn’t, but none the less, every day, this guy is out there making sure the good people who frequent this law office can park their cars on clean asphalt.

So a guy came in the shop to pick up his bike, and as im writing him up and checking him out he looks at my shirt and says, I was there, I glance down and see a blue shirt and remember I had my tour de france shirt out today and say, oh man thats sweet, I haven’t. He says oh you just have the shirt? And I say yeah, but i’d like to go some day, and he says whats holding you back border problems? And I say, no its not that, it’s just that I’d rahter wait until there was some integrity back in it, it seems like everyone now a day is doing drugs even if they say they’re not and I’d rather just wait until thing settled down. And he looks at me a little weird like he doesn’t understand, and I’m like you know with eveyroen getting busted for doping and all that. And he looks at me and says something like so you’d want them to tighten the drug policies? And I say I just want something concrete, its like right now not who’s the best, it’s who has the best doctors. I just want something thats able to be monitored across the board, even if thats just outright legalization of doping and drugs. And he’s like so you’re for amnesty for everyone? And i’m like yeah I guess, and say the whole I want something flat across the board again. And he takes a few steps out toward the door, and glances back at me, walks another few steps, does a double take, takes another few steps, does a triple take, and walks out the door with his bike. I turn to the next customer and glance down to fill out the ticket and I see that i’m not wearing my tour de france shirt after all, in fact i’m wearing my hard rock cafe niagra falls shirt. Realizing how confusing all that must have been I run outside and find the guy pulling out. And I explain to him how I thought I was wearing my tour de france shirt, and in fact have actually been to the hard rock cafe in Niagara falls.

Pretty self explanatory. We made a slip & slide in our dorm. Well Tyler made it, we just used it.

Here you go.

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